The Following
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you'll think they came from the New York Times--
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Due to the lack of governmental funding for my
enterprise, my current offerings are rather sparse, please come back
every month – on the first – as I hope to be getting a check on that
date and will be able to add to my product line. Items coming in
2007 include Politically Offensive Confections – my line of
offensive candies…